Archive for Golf Quotes
Sports Quote -CHALLENGE!
Posted by: | CommentsSports Quote – CHALLENGE! Nothing is as necessary for success as the single minded pursuit of an objective!
This hole is way beyond my talents as a golfer. Mind you, I like playing in sand!
Tiger Woods motivational Quotes!
Posted by: | CommentsWith all that Tiger is going through at the moment he is still the greatest golfer that walked the fairways of this planet – I believe he will raise above it all when the dust has settled. Here’s some of my favorite Tiger Woods quotes…
As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
Don’t force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It’s the child’s desire to play that matters, not the parent’s desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
You can always become better.
If money titles meant anything, I’d play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it’s been a good year.
There’s nothing wrong with having your goals really high and trying to achieve them. That’s the fun part. You may come up short. I’ve come up short on a lot on my goals, but it’s always fun to try and achieve them.
There’s nothing wrong with having your goals really high and trying to achieve them. That’s the fun part. You may come up short. I’ve come up short on a lot on my goals, but it’s always fun to try and achieve them.
I’m addicted. I’m addicted to golf.
That’s why I’ve busted my butt on the range for hours on end and made changes to get to this point where I’m able to compete at the highest level in major championships. That’s where you want to be.
Some amusing golf quotes!
Posted by: | CommentsWhen the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
~ Dave Stockton
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
~ Thomas Mulligan
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
~ Sam Snead
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
~ Ben Hogan
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
~ Tony Lema
I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
~ Jim Dent
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
~ Tommy Bolt
The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino
More Golf Quotes to improve your game!
Posted by: | CommentsGolf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. ~Bobby Jones
I can honestly say in my entire career, I’ve never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed a shot. I hit every driver perfect, every iron perfect. I’m in awe of myself.? Greg Norman
Which one of you is going to be runner-up?? Walter Hagen (on the eve of the US PGA, which Hagen won)
The word is control. That’s my ultimate – to have control.? Nick Faldo
Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you. Arnold Palmer
Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead
Tiger Woods cartoon and motivational golf quotes!
Posted by: | CommentsHere are some of my favorite golf quotes….
“I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted”
“The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills”
“When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit”
“Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.” Jack Nicklaus
If money titles meant anything, I’d play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it’s been a good year.
Tiger Woods
“Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.” Arnold Palmer
“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.” Arnold Palmer
I’m Going to Bury You!
Posted by: | Comments“I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, ‘I am going to bury you.’”
Seve Ballesteros
British Golf Open!
Posted by: | CommentsAs it’s the British Golf Open I thought I’d dig out some funny golf quotes…
If I had cleared the trees, and not bounced off one of them
into the water,
If I had not got soaked fishing it out,
If I had not slipped on the mud and ended up on my ass
If it had landed on the green, it would’ve been a great shot.” – ME, as a beginning golfer.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death. Sam Snead
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Lee Trevino
“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.”
Lee Trevino
“Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.”
Paul Harvey
I’m the GREATEST. I just haven’t played yet.
Muhammad Ali, on his golf game
My goal this year is basically to find the fairways
Lauri Peterson
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It’s unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometime.”
Colin Montgomerie
TEN GOLF QUOTES THAT WILL IMMEDIATELY IMPROVE YOUR GAME!
Posted by: | CommentsTEN GOLF QUOTES THAT WILL IMMEDIATELY IMPROVE YOUR GAME!
1. Golf’s a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. Karrie Webb
2. Which one of you is going to be runner-up?_Walter Hagen (on the eve of the US PGA, which Hagen won)
3. The harder you work at your game, the luckier you get!
Arnold Palmer
4. Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.
Jack Nicklaus
5. If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Tom Watson
6. One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people’s expectations. You should live your own life and live up to your own expectations, and those are the only things I really care about it. Tiger Woods
7. If you expect a bad lie for even one second, the gods will know it and give you a bad lie. Michelle Wie
8. I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win. Arnold Palmer
9. They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player. Severiano Ballesteros
10. Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration. Johnny Miller