When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
~ Dave Stockton

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
~ Thomas Mulligan

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
~ Sam Snead

The most important shot in golf is the next one.
~ Ben Hogan

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
~ Tony Lema

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
~ Jim Dent

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
~ Tommy Bolt

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino